i hate that 4 year old children know how to order a double chocolate chip frappaccino and their mommy's latte.
i hate that at the age of 7 a little boy is ordering a double tall caramel macchiato saying that "he loves coffee".
7 years old!!! i still dont like coffee and im nineteen.
its radiculous.
i hate that the idea of having to be cool or great is drilled into their heads when they are 7 years old.
who made coffee drinking cool anyway? its just bitter water that helps keep your eyes open when you are last minute cramming for that final exam, or writting that 15 page paper that you put off til 3 hours before you need to be in class the next morning.
but i will admitt.... french vanilla creamer and irish cream... the best idea of all time.... it makes coffee taste SO SO gooooood.

i also hate it when plastic parents imply that their children are fat, or "you dont really need that frappaccino", or "she'll have the LIGHT version".... shes 6 fucking years old! let her eat what she wants!!
i understand that mcDonalds everyday isnt healthy...but if your kid is chubby.... let them be a little chubby... its cute! and apparently when you are young its the only time that it is remotely accepted.